Valentine’s Day SEO Pick-up Lines

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for…👀

We know…it’s so cheesy! But what can you expect from a digital marketing agency on Valentine’s Day! 😍

Our SEO pick-up lines are guaranteed to work! Well, we haven’t actually tested that theory but we’re pretty sure 🤣. Maybe… 🤷‍♀️👇

❤️ If I were Google I would definitely rank you #1 for beautiful.
❤️ All of the external linking in the world would still lead me back to you.
❤️ You must be banned from Google because it’s blackhat to look that good.
❤️ For you, I would scroll to the end of the SERPs.
❤️ I have finally found my link to you, and that anchor text is ‘Soul Mate’.

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